wii-sport:

Im going to be a jock for halloween

powerburial:

i dont like to make jokes anymore, i jus tlike to look through my archive and reblog old ones because i dont remember like any of them and niehter do you so its the same thing as coming up with new ones

(Source: pema001)

neongenesisevangaylion:

acidics:

I’m bringing this back


No, I’m allergic to hate

neongenesisevangaylion:

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

No, I’m allergic to hate

mylovelybirds:

252-2_2014

convert yesterday’s video to GIF animation

closetweathercasket:

people at school not understanding how cute i am and i lmao

closetweathercasket:

people at school not understanding how cute i am and i lmao

(Source: aliensufos)

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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Aw hey
I got so many cute birthday things from Jorge, my room mates, and my stepdad already jeez this is already such a sweet birthday ily everyone oh jeez

the amount of drinks i would need to consider specific tattoos

0 drinks: a tattoo of an eye on my left ankle
1 drink: a daisy chain on my arm
2 drinks: a daisy chain on my leg
3 drinks: an egg on my leg
4 drinks: a matching egg on my other leg
5 drinks: gotye's face on my leg
6 drinks: gotye's face on my wrist
7 drinks: the piano tab to the back to the future theme on my back
8 drinks: gotye in the delorean on my chest
9 drinks: gotye holding an egg on my face
10 drinks: gotye's face over my face
11 drinks: gotye covered in paint like in the somebody i used to know video
12 drinks: who needs tattoos? plastic surgery to become gotye
13 drinks: legally change name to gotye
14 drinks: find gotye
15 drinks: fight gotye
16 drinks: become the one true gotye
17 drinks: rule the world as the gotye victorious
18 drinks: release song named "some gotye that i used to know"
19 drinks: regret life choices
20 drinks: who even let me into a tattoo parlour under the influence

(Source: andrewbreitel)

kittehkats:

Delicatin Mai Tai, a smiling Devon Rex kitten. © Heikki Siltala
 Found on catza.net

kittehkats:

Delicatin Mai Tai, a smiling Devon Rex kitten. © Heikki Siltala

Found on catza.net

(Source: jackcardiffs)